Making Money While Sitting On My Ass

Disability services here are a joke. After a year of fighting with them, I gave up. I had no desire to hire a lawyer and engage in some court drama of epic proportions for a hundred or so bucks a month. It just wasn't worth it.

So that begs the question: what does a gimp in the middle of nowhere do for money?

I, like so many others, have turned to the internet. As you can see by the adverts on the side of my blog, I am whoring myself to the great god of Google. Not that the great god of Google favors me much. I imagine in a year or so I should see a check. Not that this surprises me. Who really clicks those ads?

I also whore myself out to Mylot. A massive forum of whackiness and insanity, full of every flavor of humanity to ever crawl the surface of this earth. From blithering idiots to erudite intellectuals, you'll find them all posting and chatting for a few bucks a day. But it pays off, I make about fifty extra dollars a month there. And here's where I whore myself to you: http://www.mylot.com/?ref=misskatonic . As with everything, I get rewards for referrals. It's like some great pyramid scheme that actually works. Who would have thought?

Agloco is something I'm also looking into. Paid for surfing the net? I'm constantly online, so I may as well. It goes live later this month, and I am waiting with bated breath. Only not, I'll most likely have forgotten all about it by that point. I have the attention span of a brain damaged gnat.

Only in this day and age can we possibly be paid for being lazy sods. I will readily admit I am a lazy sod, and I have little desire to slave away at some back breaking job for minimum wage. But I figure I worked my ass off since I was fourteen years old. I can afford to be a lazy sod for a bit.

All hail the internet age!