I've never linked to anything before, but this... dear gods in heaven this defies any explanation I could possibly provide.
Koala's Ain't Hard, They Some Little Bitches
An essay on why a student doesn't care about koalas. Please do listen to the dramatic reading. I think I pulled a muscle laughing. I like to ignore the fact that this is most likely a very real essay, and pretend it's clever parody of today's gangsta youth. To think anything else would tear my mind in two.
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Tax dollars at work. Gotta love the "edumacashunal sistum".
It makes me laugh and weep alternatively.
Wow! I was both amused and horrified. If my child ever writes something like this, I will immediately drop dead of despair and perhaps mortification.
It's hilarious and horrifying at once. I like to pretend it's a parody. I have to pretend it's a parody.
...........Good heavens, I have an account? Wtf. "YOU'RE CURRENTLY POSTING AS EMILY ELIZABETH." This site frightens me.
Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed that as much as I did. XD
whose this little punkarsebitch putting shit on our bloody koalas. no respect...*sigh*
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